Farra Girls - Since the party is usually done along with another faculty like Pharmacy, Business, etc... it is usually full of girls (or so it is indented). The problem is when all the freaks of Campus Nord and other boys' faculties know this, getting all the tickets, leaving almost none for the girls. Of course, in the last one everything was filled with "teenies", and who knows if they were actually old enough to be in college.
TelecoFarra - I think I mentioned this on previous occasions, the TelecoFarra is that party (small party) in which the Telecos exhaust the surplus alcohol stock from the TelecoGresca (big party). It is usually in autumn, and it has some other faculty or school invited, usually a mostly girl's one. And drinks are for free. The important thing to know is that the only way to get a drink "frequently" is to become a friend of someone at the bar. As an extra detail, it is usually done at the Velòdrom d'Horta.
System Operator - At the A5's "PCeras" (computer classrooms) you can find a being known as "The System Operator". He will give you advice about equipment, assignment materials, and life in general. Specifically, there is one who knows the answer to the big question of life (and it's not 42). Only he'll reveal it to you if you find out who he is among all the LCFIB crew, and you buy him a beer.
Student Committee - It's always good to ask questions at the student committee (delegation). Of course, if you go, make sure that the information you need is not explicitly and obviously placed in the FIB website. Once a guy who had been in the degree for four years came to the delegation and asked us where to look at the subjects he needs to be enroll in. It turns out that he had always made the enrollments by copying from his classmates, and now he had no idea how the studies plan worked at all. We didn't know what to say, except to point him towards the web of the Faculty. He was instantly named the saddest man in Campus.
Outside (Part 2) - (Another post without a text?! Nooooo!)
Outside - I once met a guy who had an allergy to that time after the exam where you wait outside. That is, he did not like to compare answers with the excuse of "I'm sure everything went wrong" (and then he passed, especially if those were tests about memorizing things). You will recognize these kind of people because they are nervously hanging around among others during the 5 minutes after the exam, wandering and changing course in a neurotic way every time they approach someone who comments on one of the answers. Catch them by surprise by revealing the results quickly without them having time to get away from you!
Bunny Pleasure - I have no idea if such thing happen to anyone, although its chances are not zero. If you know of a case, you are already telling us, here and now! And if the subject in question is about a girl, you score double points. (The pretended ones are also valid...)
Exams (Level 1) - I remember about a person who went through life as like in a video game. Without meaning it. Certain local philosopher once told me: While people performed tasks or chores, this person "completed stages". It was not about passing an exam, but about "completing the exam stage". Or instead of fixing a PC, it was about "completing the Fix the PC stage".
Remember that in an exam you have to forget about everything around you and not let anything distract you. With the exception of when you copy from a partner, which is not recommended since everybody knows that such partner is a moron and has less idea than you about everything.
Sleeping in Class - I remember, in an old "l'Oasi", there was an article (one of the best in the history of "l'Oasi") titled "Things I never told you", commenting about facts like "Snoring in class", "Snoring in the front row" and "Snoring in an exam"... I can say that, for honor or disgrace, I fulfilled these three milestones during my career...
For the curious ones, it was in the final exam of Computer Architecture (and I got a 6'5!)
Forgetting - When in an exam, it is essential to isolate from everything happening around you, as concentration must be exclusive towards the exam. That means sitting in a place without girls showing cleavage, placing oneself away from windows (especially in Campus construction season), staying away from that guy who stinks (every class has one, always. In mine, the guy reeked of garlic, to be specific). Once you have found the perfect place, forget for a moment about the hot girl who is waiting for you at home. Yes, I'm referring to that one you seek on channel /s/ in 4chan.

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